26 Thoughts Every College Age Person With ADD Has When Asked “Did you even play outside as a kid?”

1. Playing outside? What do you mean?
2. Of course I played outside.
3. My mom made me, but still.
4. Don’t worry, I won’t try and tell you I did a whole bunch because then you’ll tell me you did more.
5. I even have memories of playing outside.
6. I had a really cool scooter.
7. and bike.
8. And we would play man-hunt.
9. You proably didn’t play that, and you missed out.
10. It’s so much better than hide and seek.
11. Even better than hide and seek tag.
12. I used to play hide and seek.
13. I remember because I would bring my Furby.
14. But then that one time I dropped it.
15. And my poor Furby broke.
16. But then it kept talking to me.
17. It was possessed.
18. It probably wanted to kil me.
19. I wanted to go inside and tell my mom.
20. I forgot I couldn’t have gone inside yet.
21. If I tried she would have locked me out again.
22. And then I would have had to stay out there forever like last time.
23. But the last time I had my gameboy.
24. My gameboy….that was fun.
25. Oh yeah, that was why I had to play outside in the first place.
26. I guess my parents really did make me play outside, but yes, I did play outside as a kid.